September 13th, 2008 | 30 Comments

More Jokes

Some more funny jokes :)

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he’s going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ”I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person’s hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It’s guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general…and all in the name of humor!”

The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ”You stay out of this, mister! I’m talking to that little jerk on your knee!”

A successful lawyer parks his brand new Lexus in front of his office. While he attempts to get out of the car, a truck passes by in high speed and smashes the car’s door. The lawyer calls 911 immediately, and within 5 minutes the police appears. Before the policeman had the chance to say one word, the lawyer started to yell that his car was brand new, that he bought it only yesterday, and now it’s ruined, it will never be like new again. As the lawyer loses his breath and stops talking, the policeman says:- I can’t believe how materialist you lawyers are. You are so concerned with your wealth that you forget the most important things in life.- How can you say that? asks the lawyer- Don’t you see that together with the door, the truck also smashed your left arm???

– Oh, my God!!! cries the lawyer. Where’s my Rolex????

Two computer geeks are walking down the street and spot a good looking woman:
Geek 1: “Oh man, look at her properties.”
Geek 2: “Forget it, she’s read-only.”

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30 Responses to “More Jokes”

  1. Lisa says:

    haha
    Rocked me off my chair…..

  2. Farrhad says:

    I loved the computer geek one 😀

  3. Roshni says:

    hahaha
    The last one was sooo my type 😀

  4. Sejal says:

    Typical lawyer hahahaa
    Nice :)

  5. Anterr says:

    Heard the last one but it’s still funny 😀

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  6. Romeo Raja says:

    Lol! Damn funny buddy 😀 😀

  7. Neha says:

    Very funny jokes :-)

    It is good to keep such posts to give your readers a laugh.

  8. Rehaan says:

    Hehehe

    These jokes cracked me up.

    Can i post them to my site?
    I will link back.

  9. Rohit P says:

    Lol! At all of them xD
    Very funny. Nice read after my studies.

  10. Farrhad 2 says:

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  11. Farrhad A says:

    @Rehaan Yes, it would be great if you linked back though :)

  12. Rohit P says:

    Cracked me up!
    Nice share dude :)

  13. hahahah where is mine rolex?

  14. Nicolas S says:

    The Geeks one is so funny? You’ve got more of this? 😛

  15. used tires says:

    Haha as I was reading I was expecting some kind of clincher that actually makes the blonde woman look like an idiot, and lol… I was right. I like that one, and wow that lawyer is pretty much immune to physical pain!

    Till then,

    Jean

  16. flowers says:

    Very funny jokes !! Great 😉

  17. LOL! Hahahaa! Totally funny jokes!

  18. BAS says:

    LOL

    nice jokes man
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  19. Nice I love the Geek joke, Read only!

  20. hahaha love the blond joke and the two geeks. hehehe
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  21. I love the geek jokes. lol
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  22. Love it she is read only! lol really funny!

  23. Great joke I especially like the geek joke at the bottom

  24. Farrhad 2 says:

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  26. Farrhad A says:

    Glad you liked them 😀

  27. Farrhad A says:

    Glad you liked them! 😀

  28. Thank you. this is too funny.
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